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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never have sex in an Olive Garden? Because when you're there, you're family."
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"This morning I called work and told them I came down sick with Anal Glaucoma. And I couldn't see my ass making it in to work today."
"Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!"
"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."
"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."
"Knock Knock... Who's there? I, diddup I, diddup who? You filthy bastard"
"What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt"
"TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead"
"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"