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Joke of the Day
"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."
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"What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap? He said ""Sure! I could loan some Dove""."
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"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stomp out burning ducks."