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Joke of the Day

"I love you my friends and that's not just the beer talking. It's from the bottom of my bottle of wine too."

"Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked."

"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."

"whats 9+10 21 lol"

"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? A gang rape"

"Went out drinking at the bar last night. Took a cab home. Trying to figure out what to do with the cab in my garage?"

"What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor"

"Why did the couch give the table a dollar? Because it was for chair-ity"

"I grew up thinking my Dad had tourettes.... turns out he just genuinely thought I was a fucking cunt."