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Joke of the Day
"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."
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"lady: omg your puppy is so cute whats his name me: laser guardian"
"Why was the terrorist masturbating on the plane? He was hijacking it."
"I'm in a very serious relationship with Batman. My beloved Baeman."
"Teen for rent: Knows everything, does nothing."
"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."
"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"
"Every time I tell dad jokes He laughs"
"What did the battered woman say once she finally realized she was no longer sexually attracted to her abusive husband? Beats the fuck out of me."