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Joke of the Day

"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."

"[first date] ME: one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think the world revolves around them MY DATE, WHO IS THE SUN: i see"

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant."

"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"

"Saw a black man run down the street with a flatscreen under his arm At first i thought it was mine, but then i remembered that mine was chained in my backyard picking cotton"

"Don't die a virgin!!! ...Seriously there are terrorists up there waiting for you!"

"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."