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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't smokey the bear have a wife? Anytime she gets hot, he beats her with a shovel."
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"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? They are always looking for a tight seal."
"The Golden Globes is how everyone else on twitter gets revenge on sports fans."
"If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging."
"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
"[at gym] me: [wiping down equipment after finishing with it] cute girl: you don't have to do that with the vending machine. are you crying"
"Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."
"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."
"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"