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Joke of the Day

"Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."

"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"

"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""

"I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good."

"I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close."

"Why did the /r/jokes subscriber cross the road? To shitpost ""DAE hate Trump and Hillary?"""

"First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year."

"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"