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Joke of the Day

"Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."

"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""

"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."

"Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers."

"TIL 9/10 redditors are bad at math. I'm glad to be the 1%."

"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"

"Why do proctologists like Facebook? It's another chance to look up old friends."

"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"

"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."