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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."
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"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."
"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."
"Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto."
"When a cop asks if you know why you were pulled over, respond, ""I'm actually not allowed to discuss the details of the case"""
"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"
"Only 2 phrases can change a woman's mood: ""I Love You"" and ""50% Off""."
"Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok"
"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"
"What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth"