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Joke of the Day
"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."
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"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"
"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"
"dad, we have ants on the counter! Hey, some of them are uncles, moms, and dads. (Thanks dad)"
"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."
"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""
"Leading causes of cancer: 1. Smoking 2. Aging 3. Radiation 4. Diet 5. WebMD"
"A man takes his wife out to dinner one night. The wife says, ""I want you to treat me like a princess."" The husband drives his Mercedes into a wall."
"Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow..."
"The school phoned me today and said, ""Your son's been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"""