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Joke of the Day
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"I bet the only thing scarier than a clown is the web history of someone who makes their living as one."
"When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium?"
"What animal brings the most boys to the yard? The [milk snake](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_snake)"
"I can make you speak even MORE Irish. Say this five times fast: ""Your fork can eat jet."""
"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""
"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."
"Wife told me to stop obsessing over monkeys I thought she was joking, then I saw her face"
"I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count."
"If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... ...can a hooker get laid off?"