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Joke of the Day

"A new hospital opens for the first time, and the doctor is getting antsy... ""What are we waiting for?"" the doctor asks. ""Patients, Doctor,"" replied the nurse. ""Patients."""

"Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men."

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the Mainstream."

"I run a support group for premature ejaculators every Friday at 6. But everybody comes early."

"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""

"married sext... him: I'll be home soon her: don't you threaten me"

"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."

"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."

"I always wanted a trophy wife, But instead I got a participation medal girlfriend."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."