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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together."

"What's the difference between a woman and a plate? You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*"

"I'll bet you, like me, average the most ""uh""s per sentence when ordering at a fast food drive thru."

"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"

"Washed up Yo mama is just like yo mama jokes, washed up and old."

"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"

"[vacuuming] Pick up your feet please. Kid on sofa: No! Ok *sucks kid into vacuum feet first* *turns to next kid* Pick up your feet please."

"Kinda scared for 2015 .. Kinda scared for 2015 because 2+0+1+5 is 8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."

"How do you separate Siamese triplets? WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND PASS THE SAVINGS ALONG TO YOUUUUU!!!"

"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."