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Joke of the Day
"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."
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"My kids are teenagers, and I've found the same thing fixes their bad moods as when they were toddlers: a snack and a nap."
"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."
"Collection of Spicy Jokes on Every Subject"
"I bet some astronomers can't tell black holes apart because they're racists."
"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """
"I need Bill Belicheck jokes pledge task please help"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."
"Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!"
"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""