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Joke of the Day
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"
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"Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage, or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?"
"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"
"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."
"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"Just once in my life... ...I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my dick is."
"What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?"
"You know what's better than being married? Everything."
"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."