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Joke of the Day
"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."
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"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."
"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."
"I once read the directions on the back of my shampoo bottle. It said to wash, rinse, and repeat. They found me passed out in the shower four days later."
"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"
"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"
"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."
"What's DJ Khaled's favourite number? 11, Because it has another 1."