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Joke of the Day

"Every 5 seconds, somewhere on this planet a woman gives birth to a child. I think! We must find this woman and stop her."

"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."

"The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white."

"Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer."

"Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say ""Was it all fun and games up until that point?"""

"Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world."

"Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero."

"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"

"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."