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Joke of the Day

"I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."

"If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes."

"Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet."

"When someone picks up your call after 3 or 4 rings you should know they were seriously contemplating letting you go to voicemail"

"What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf? A small medium at large."

"CW: I think you're two-faced Me: Why don't you say that to my face CW: I just did! Me: No. My other face."

"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"

"Whats white and likes to shoot? Kevin Nash"

"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."