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Joke of the Day
"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"
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"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"
"[creation of insects] LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night BEE: I will pollinate flowers FLY: I will eat shit and die"
"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"
"Girl, is your name Trouble? ...cause your dad tells me I'm in trouble."
"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."
"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."
"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."
"How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"Does size matter? Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow."