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Joke of the Day

"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."

"Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream? A: He was hit by a bus"

"How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was."

"Top three reasons he doesn't text you back: 1. He's just not that into you 2. He's imaginary 3. He's a cat"

"My Muslim girlfriend wants to blow me Should I be excited or call the cops?"

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat."

"Today I woke up to a blow job.. ..never falling asleep with my mouth open again."

"What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear? Sneakers. Huehuehue."