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Joke of the Day

"Today somebody told me about a bear that climbs a mountain... ...But the story goes downhill from there."

"What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group."

"Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out."

"FITBIT: You've done 11k steps today. ME: Ok, I'll rest some. FITBIT: stop now and I'll murder you ME: What? FITBIT: I SAID GOOD FOR YOU!"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"

"Why did the pirate go to Ireland? he thought he was going to Arrrland."

"Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe."

"Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."