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Joke of the Day

"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""

"There was a Brothel on top of a hill, The man on his way up the hill was Russian The man on his way down the hill was Finnish .....and the man inside Himalayan!!"

"Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? ""I'll have a panda please"" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?"

"This year's Brits will always be remembered for its fabulous tribute to 'Allo 'Allo!... Featuring the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies."

"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."

"Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version."

"The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling."

"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."

"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"