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Joke of the Day

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""

"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"

"""Is this InkJet any good?"" ""Sure we've sold it to royalty"" ""Princesses?"" ""Mate, it prints ALL the letters"""

"I hope when I get old, my motorized wheelchair is fast enough the catch the ice cream truck."

"[Insert Funny Name Here] A midget psychic escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."

"You - The food smells wonderful Me - That's me I burped"

"I think I may be allergic to women everytime they touch my penis the damn thing just swells up like crazy."

"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."

"How do you say 'The Torah' in German? Kindling."

"What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife? A cookold."