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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full."
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"Going to Arizona in 2 weeks. Better bring my passport in case I accidentally get a tan."
"I need a way to keep fit that will make me look like a crazy person so no one will approach me while I do it. -inventor of powerwalking"
"My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes"
"Amazon is a $250 billion dollar company that reacts to you buying a vacuum by going THIS GUY LOVES BUYING VACUUMS HERE ARE SOME MORE VACUUMS"
"What's an artist's favorite fruit? Crayon-berries Sorry"
"MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were"
"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"
"Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's funeral? Neither did his audience."
"What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic? An Ester Bond"