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Joke of the Day

"I need a way to keep fit that will make me look like a crazy person so no one will approach me while I do it. -inventor of powerwalking"

"Why did God make four cheeks on the human body? He made an ass of the first two."

"After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES"

"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"""Hey, how was that sheep pussy?"" Not Baaaaaaaad"

"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."

"Being Bipolar sucks... I love it"

"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."

"Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period."

"I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers."