50641
Joke of the Day
"What's an artist's favorite fruit? Crayon-berries Sorry"
Next Joke
"Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays."
"I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV"
"People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them."
"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"
"What usually comes in handy? A virgin."
"Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far."
"There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night... I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing."
"Yo mamma is so fat her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight."
"What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person."