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Joke of the Day

"GARY: ""You wanna?"" BARRY: ""Ugh. Jesus OK."" (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)"

"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."

"What was the first 3D printer? Your butthole! *** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach."

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"

"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"

"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."

"Girlfriend: Are you ready to be a dad? ""I don't know, how would I know?"" GF: I'm pregnant! ""Hi Pregnant, I'm... OH MY GOD I'M READY"""

"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."