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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank? They weren't hiring."
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"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."
"What has little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."
"The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard."
"Please, person who just said ""libary"", tell me more about what an avid reader you are."
"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"[nsfw] What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations."
"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."
"<job interview> It says here on your resume that you are a ""self-proclaimed man of few words."" Would you like to elaborate on that? Me: no"