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Joke of the Day
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"
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"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."
"Wheres my dog gone? Dead in the trash"
"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"
"""I may be fat, but you're ugly I can lose weight!"""
"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"
"Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls"
"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."
"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""
"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."