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Joke of the Day
"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""
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"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."
"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""
"My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice... I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line."
"What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences."
"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""
"My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel."
"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."
"Auto correct is my worst enema."
"My life is a nightmare since they legalized gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia."