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"Air conditioning? Not a fan"
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"What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio? Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue."
"I hate it when people call me contrary. I am *not* contrary!"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my fucking dick in your ass"
"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"
"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."
"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."
"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"
"Today was boring, I hung around in my underwear all day... got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in."""