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Joke of the Day

"Him: I won't bore you with the details. Me: Too late for that."

"I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds."

"That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'"

"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."

"Day one of acting school should be teaching actors how to hold an empty cup of coffee on 'Law and Order' like it's a full cup of coffee."

"How many women does it take to play tennis? You can't play tennis in the kitchen"

"I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon."

"What's the difference between a painting and Jesus. You only require one nail to put up the painting."

"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"What do you call a German jerk? Deutschebag"