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Joke of the Day
"Him: I won't bore you with the details. Me: Too late for that."
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"There's only one thing I remember from sexual harassment training. ""Harass"" is just one word."
"Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too"
"The worst part about going to concerts is realizing people you'd otherwise think are freaks actually share your taste in music."
"Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder."
"A dog and a cat walk into a bar. One starts licking its ass and the other says ""Two can play that game!"" They forget about drinks."
"What do you call a tenor with erectile problems? Flacido Domingo."
"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"
"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."
"Rosa Parks her ass on the bus seat"