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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too"
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"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."
"Why was simba grounded? Because he was lion! Please. Please kill me.."
"What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? PedoPHILE"
"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."
"You know what's nuts? My balls!"
"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"
"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""
"What do you call an all black sorority? A minority"