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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off? Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle."

"Want to hear the shortest joke in the world? Midget shortage."

"God: ""Adam looks kind of lonely down there. What should I do?"" Frog: ""ribbit"" God: ""haha, alright man"""

"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support it's given me over the years."

"Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? To avoid monkey suits"

"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."

"How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom? Through their little-ass holes"

"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."

"Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo."

"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."