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Joke of the Day

"Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? To avoid monkey suits"

"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"

"How much did the pirate spend on his earings? A buck an ear."

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""

"Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I'll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate."

"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium..."

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."

"Totally Original Joke What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu? An abortion."

"What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !"