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Joke of the Day
"I just killed a man Knifely done"
Next Joke
"1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater"
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary Is the amount of time you waste browsing Reddit, loser."
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro"
"How many Police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they are too busy beating the shit out the room for being black."
"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"
"Either way she's getting a D I can't remember if she asked me for my class notes or for a dick picture, either way she's getting a D."
"Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like ""what if you die tomorrow?"" and I'm like ""good point"" and I have a whole pizza."
"Damn, girl, are you a map? Because you give me D-rections."