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Joke of the Day
"You must have been born on a highway... Beacuse that's where most accidents happen"
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"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"
"What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink? Coke."
"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"
"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."
"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"
"What Leonidas told his 300 after they got surrounded. Guys, it's a wipe. (World of Warcraft reference)"
"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."
"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""
"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"