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Joke of the Day

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."

"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"

"You had me at: I'm calling the police."

"French pastries are scary They give me the crepes."

"What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him."

"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

"Melania Trump and this sub are the same Both like to copy stuff and say them again"