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Joke of the Day

"Your momma's so ugly... ... that on Halloween, the kids give their candy to *her*!"

"You're really limiting yourself if you think sexual harassment is the only way to make your coworkers uncomfortable"

"I'm getting worried about this Ebola virus. I mean, I've got Norton but."

"What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte"

"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""

"Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters."

"Sh*t happens... I mean look at you."

"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"

"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"

"""I just really need a good man to fill the hole"" *100 men come running up ""In my heart."" *100 men run away"