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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte"
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"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"
"I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right. It just came off sounding too forced."
"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."
"God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell"
"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "
"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it be R... but a true pirate always favors the C."
"Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store"