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Joke of the Day
"Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters."
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"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"Me: Why can't we feed the animals? Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*"
"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic occultist? He sold his soul to Santa."
"What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial."
"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."
"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"