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Joke of the Day

"Sh*t happens... I mean look at you."

"Girl i heared you like bad boys I don't like bragging but i am so bad that when my mom tells me i can eat only one cookie i eat two!"

"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"

"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down."

"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."

"75% of women who say 'G-strings are more comfortable than regular underwear', know that men hear 'I like things in my butt'."

"An officer gets shot in a marijuana raid..."

"What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta"

"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"