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Joke of the Day

"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."

"Two women are sitting quietly..."

"My favourite element is helium. I can't speak highly enough of it."

"How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto? It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock."

"An Irish father catches his son doing cocaine. ""If I catch ya doin that shite again I'll rub yer fookin nose in it"""

"Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?"

"The town council of Blarney, Ireland held a contest for a new tourism slogan... The winner was ""Pog mo Stone."""

"C.R.E.A.M. Reddit Remix Cats rules everything around me/ CREAM get the kitty/ furry furry hair ball"

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing."

"Why can't ewoks yell in the house? Because they have to use their Endor voices."