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Joke of the Day

"How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb? None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it."

"I used to talk to my cat, but I stopped, because my dog told me I was crazy."

"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""

"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."

"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY"

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"The plane starts going down. I say, ""If we die, know that hat is hideous"". We all survive. Great Aunt Mildred hasn't spoken to me since."

"I think it's disgusting that women only make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes It should be at least 80"

"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."