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Joke of the Day
"Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? They wanted to beat the crowd."
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"What concert can you get in with just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."
"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"
"How to Jews travel? By air."
"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."
"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."
"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."
"It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7... but at least they went out with a bang."
"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."
"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."