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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."

"My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer."

"The best time to reevaluate your life is when the online video you're watching is buffering"

"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""

"You call it being sober. I call it on my way to the liquor store."

"I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag."

"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"

"Trojan's next commercial should just be a guy saying ""See?"" while pointing at my kids when they're fighting over a cookie."

"I've been eating healthy for six whole hours now. Why am I still fat?"

"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"