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Joke of the Day
"I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag."
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"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."
"What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat? Uncle Bens rice."
"What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly."
"accountant: ""youre basically broke"" wife: ""he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"" me: ""lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"""
"Bun B doesn't like Star Wars Because he is the real Trill O G"
"Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing"
"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."