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Joke of the Day

"I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag."

"Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no pedo."

"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"

"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."

"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"

"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."

"Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls."

"Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn't reach."

"What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test? Her *algaebra*."