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Joke of the Day

"My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer."

"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""

"Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman"

"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"

"If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster."

"""I stalk people you've probably never heard of"" -hipster stalker"

"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Who won the Asian cooking contest? It was a Thai!"

"""I've never told a joke"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Always."""