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Joke of the Day

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."

"On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century."

"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."

"What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale? A top-of-the-lime model."

"My two best friends were born on 4/20... They have a joint birthday party"

"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"

"My wife asked me to get the house ready as her friend is sleeping here tonight so as an optimist our bed now has 3 pillows."

"What if Hitler was cast for 'The Matrix' instead of Keanu Reeves? The movie would have been pretty... Neo-Nazi."

"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."