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Joke of the Day
"A midget once smoked a lot of weed... He got medium."
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"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."
"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"
"A blind guy walks into a bar.... and a table...and a stool...and a door"
"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"
"So a robot walked into a bar and beat up a man with a bottle... ...he was charged with battery. I'm so sorry."
"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."
"Why is a gun better than a woman? You can buy a silencer for a gun"
"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."