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"Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?"
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"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""
"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"
"Why does Santa Claus have such a large sack? He only comes once a year."
"By my calculations, I've spent approximately $39 throughout my life to watch bananas turn brown on my kitchen table"
"Friend: I got a job as a carpenter, but it sucks. Me: No prob, just learn a few magic tricks and people will worship you as their savior."
"There were hookers talking... Asked the one hooker the other: What do you ask from Santa Claus this year? Oh, just 50 dollars, like always."
"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
"My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... ""You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."""