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Joke of the Day
"Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?"
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"Q: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A: One sells watches and the other watches cells."
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."
"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"
"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"
"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."
"My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba."
"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar"
"Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already."