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Joke of the Day

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of. The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!"

"I filmed myself having sex in 4K I can't wait to upload all 2 megabytes of footage!"

"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"

"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."

"Girl, do you want some good sex? Me- Girl, do you want some good sex? Her- No! Me- Then you came to the right guy"

"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."